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He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

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[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bet they're the sort of guys who don't wash their ass because "that's gayyy".

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

TBH I sometimes think that I'll be the person who stops bathing and brushing teeth by 40.

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Well, you'll be the one who has to smell yourself 24/7 😬 Plus suffer the rotting teeth.

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

I hereby dub thee asmonold.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Bruh. Eww. Don't do that.