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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 74 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 50 points 4 days ago (2 children)

*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

[–] Klear@quokk.au 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

milkshakes are like 10$'s now

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i met a dog last week that showed me how to die

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

*pumpiserlou starts playing*

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to...

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i bought too many board games

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 3 days ago

I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that