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Me already teaching my 6 year old: "press the L button" "Not left on the dpad" "That's the left stick button" "No not left on the left stick" "Not the left on the right stick" "that's ZL!"
And now with this suggestion: "No not the left face button either!"
No, let's not use cardinal directions anymore.
The cardinal directions are north, east, south, and west, as on a map. They are not left, right, up, and down because the cardinal directions are not relative to the observer. The problem of differentiating D-Pad, Stick, shoulder, trigger, etc. can be frustrating too (especially when they are shown on screen as icons with confusingly minor differences instead of text), but that is another matter entirely.
The existence of cardinal directions implies the existence of ordinal directions. But, like, in the sense like numbers have those two forms, not like apparently actually exists where "ordinal directions" are just the in-betweens like northwest.