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[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

The bioengineered meat bit is honestly hilarious to me, it's clear this guy has no relation to actual production. 3D printed meat is nowhere near viable for the scale of production that Campbells operates at- it can't keep up with the sheer volume required and it is significantly more expensive than traditional meat production.

Dude's just gone off the deep end with right-wing conspiracy theories, which makes sense given the whole racist tirade and hating the poor.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Wait till these people learn about chicken nuggets.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Tell me more? A nugget of chicken, you say...?

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

We already had that idiotic "pink slime" scare several years ago. No need to rehash that nonsense.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works -5 points 5 hours ago

Its sounds more like a tongue-in-cheek comment to me.