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Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I always thought that's what it was, then I googled "instapot" and found it's not actually a thing. TIL!

...I'm still gonna call it that, though.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I hate you

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Blame English for being unpleasant to say "nt" followed by a "p" sound.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

Or pretty much any consonant, hence instacart?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who likes making weird sounds with their mouth