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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh damn are you a real doctor? ARE YOU THE DOCTOR FROM THE MEME? How much ambien are you allowed to perscribe?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

(S)he and the hat man are personal friends.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

The hat man is my emergency contact.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I thought the hat man was benadryl. Its the ambient walrus.

[–] watson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol, I really want everyone here to know that I am not a real doctor

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's fine. How much ambien can you prescribe me?