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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 178 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hey Hillary, do you know what I’d like to hear from you?

Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. You fucking lost to the fascist the first time around and paved the way for his ascent to power. You are a HUGE fucking factor in how we got to where we are now.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

She is a fascist herself who led the unilateral intervention on Libya that lead to the unnecessary deaths of 50k people in a civil war that didn't need to happen, architected the pivot to Asia which will lead to WW3, and used "promoted" LGBT rights internationally in a way that got LGBT people thrown under the bus world wide as a side effect of resisting American imperial power.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've said it all through out her run in 2016.

Shes not a democrat.

Shes not a liberal.

Shes just a Republican in a blue coat.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

But it was her turn! Damnit, she was going to run regardless of how unpopular she was.

It's like the end of Happy Gilmore when Shooter McGavin grabs the jacket because it was his turn, he felt it was owed to him.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Probably wouldnt have trump today if it wasnt for the DNC sabotaging all the popular candidates to shove hilary down our throats.

No one wanted hilary.

and remember, Trump didnt even want to win. He just wanted to use running as a springboard for more attention. He was, by all accounts, upset with his intitial win because of how he felt he'd be restricted by the white house.. granted all thats long since been gone since he learned how to manipulate the office to his favor (especially with charging the SS 4x more than anyone else for his weekly trips to maralago..) in his first time, and how hes fucking destroyed the country with his second with how he has undermined everything to go full narcoleptic cartman.

[–] Postimo@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

This distinction gives too much credit to democrats and liberals.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“promoted” LGBT rights internationally in a way that got LGBT people thrown under the bus world wide as a side effect of resisting American imperial power.

Hey I don't like HRC but this take is pants on head unhinged. Shes not doing anti-LGBT 4D chess, she was just narcissistic/delusional to think she'd be anywhere charismatic enough to convince people internationally to treat LGBT people better.

Do people in the global south & developing world have agency? Or are they simpletons being manipulated by grand puppet masters? If the answer is they have agency, the bigots that live in those places should own their bigotry and you shouldn't do apologia for them. If the answer is they are simpletons well... ok.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You lack understanding of what I said then went way off the rails with your ridiculous finger wagging. We said the exact same fucking thing. I didn't say she did it on purpose, I'm saying the way she did it got them thrown under the bus.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I'll say she did it on purpose. There is no such thing as an unintended negative consequence of democrats' actions. Not one. If they wanted to get the benefit of the doubt, they shouldn't have supported genocide. They'll need a lot of action to fix that. Not words. Democrats have demonstrated how worthless their words are.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If she could give a half decent blowjob the world would be a much nicer place

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does age make you give worse blowjobs?

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

No, but she's not in Bill's go-to age range. Guess that wasn't the clear intent

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Stop being a half-wit

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sure. You realize how bad trump is, way worse than even Hillary. But it's Americans that voted for trump over Hillary. It's the stupidity of Americans that you should be blaming.
It's so funny how far people go to try to absolve themselves of responsibility.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Americans in very specific swing states in manipulated elections voted for Trump. Hilary actually won that election by several million votes. The USA is not a democracy and blaming voters is really a pathetic and wrong understanding of politics.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah yes, when it's Russia then every Russian should suffer for not overthrowing Putin. But when it's the US, Hillary actually won and “it wasn't me” anyway, and blaming voters is pathetic.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But it’s Americans that voted for trump over Hillary. It’s the stupidity of Americans that you should be blaming.

Blaming voters for not voting the right way is in fact pathetic, because their elections are fake. They couldn't have voted differently because their votes don't matter. I blame Americans but not for the reasons they were suggesting. I absolutely think that people in the US shouldn't bother to vote and should instead destroy their fake democracy and settler colony. The USA is worse than Russia in every way. It is in fact the US who over threw the Russian government and installed Putin, it is amazing how they think it is the other way around

I feel like you’re looking for a fight, but I don’t disagree. I blame the idiocy and myopicism of my countrymen, too.

[–] Postimo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess we can simply keep losing elections until they educate the entire populace.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I mean, centrists prefer that to moving to the left.