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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Imma need some proper examples of using this it.

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Dog you can’t fuck up using fuck-based vocabulary

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Work was hard today because the boss called a meeting to show a fuck. Then we all had to make a fuck. They said everyone had to make at least one fuck or else there wouldn't be enough fucks to fuck before Christmas. I don't think my kids will ever forgive me for missing their fuck, and after all that fuck, I won't even be able able to make a fuck for them to fuck at home.

Fuck this.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Shut up baby I know it!

[–] tym@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah! What he fucktangulared!

[–] NaibofTabr 2 points 3 days ago

We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech! It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

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