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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's job has perks (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please don't shit in the restrooms, I take unofficial breaks in there

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hate it when i just want to take a break but it smells like shit

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

That's when you get to explore the office building to find new restrooms.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We have a "flush as soon as it hits the water" rule at my job.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I remember when I blew my exes mind with that trick. She went to the bathroom after me and couldn't understand why it didn't smell