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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Can't we just fly Trump to a random ice covered rock and just hire some people to pretend it is Greenland and he can have a little senior assisted living situation inside Trump Castle in Newer New York City, Greenland safely isolated from the rest of us?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Surely he can't tell the difference between northern Alaska and Greenland

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Aksala-Dnalneerg is the resource rich border region in the far tundras of the north between Alaska and Greenland, it is largely undeveloped because no real estate developer has had the proper vision for it yet (a great flat low expanse with easy access to water).

[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

The tundra between Alaska & Greenland is Canada's territory, Nunavut.

He's already declared his intent to annex Canada: he's imperial, not civil-rights, & like Putin, imperial-greed is "blood"..

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[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

He can’t tell the difference between a sharpie marker and the NOAA.

[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

It would be so dope to make him believe everyone around him pretends he's president, but he's actually not.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To make it more convincing, they could spray-paint some rocks green.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

And his holding cell gold.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I say we fire him into the sun. A little extra helium and his intestinal discard for brains won’t hurt anything there- and I’d rather him not remain on this planet any longer than is necessary.

You know, I have had this thought nearly verbatim.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It’s actually really expensive to get things to the sun.

The easiest ice covered rock to get to from earth would be Europa. He might also confuse it with Greenland as an added bonus.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but he can't taint the sun.

we can't take that chance

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Let him be the first person on Mars. He can pretend he's the king of a whole planet, the first to claim and colonize Mars, and NASA can use it for practice. Everyone wins.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that sounds like more work than just leaving him in greenland

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Greenland doesn't deserve that