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[–] BossDj@piefed.social 63 points 1 day ago (3 children)

To be fair, many list apps are also reminder apps.

The real tragedy of this story is that he likely can't use the back of a receipt anymore because they're all covered in advertisements

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The bonneville power administration can't stop me.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Don't fuck with the Bonneville power administration. Don't even breathe their name.

Cross them and you'll be buried under the tarmac of the local airport faster than you can die from the heat of the hot asphalt solidifying over your screaming soon to be corpse

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

just move to Romania

you will have to deal with sexism, homophobia, transphobia, racism, xenophobia, living in a poor country etc.; but wont have ads on the back of receipts

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

MAGA supporter: "Wait, what's the downside?"

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 hours ago

i forgot to mention

someone has once been fined for being homophobic on TV

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 hours ago

"You'll be European."

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is always the back of notes. What's that? People don't take paper notes anymore? God dammit.

[–] chisel@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Look at this guy over here still receiving mail.

[–] BossDj@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Envelope? I guess they're taking the paper off their en papillote fish and writing notes. My monocle shattered on the floor envisioning this nonsense!