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Trump suggests quitting as president and making ‘hosting a full time job’ as he gushes over his Kennedy Center performance (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 33 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?

It would explain a lot. Including the smell.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

They absolutely will pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with trumps corpse but like every else republicans do, it will be dumb and obvious.

We will all know when Trump finally dies. Hell, we’ll probably know before he does.