Nothing he rambles means anything, it's so tiring to be bombarded by it every single day.
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2025
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It’ll be great to one day be able to wake up without the smell of his diaper everywhere. Every morning I look forward to that one headline, and every day I’m left disappointed.
Trump: -burns down the everything- “I’m bored. Let’s bring back the apprentice”
Yes, please quit
I mean. If it gets him out of politics, I’m sure we can get him an off-mainstreet theater in Branson.
(I know he’s full of shit, like always, but I can snicker, can’t I?)
I don't know man.....with all the shrinkflation, full size snickers are almost what halloween size was when I was a kid. And costs 6x what full size bars used to.
I suppose it wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen to a president in a theatre.
Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?
It would explain a lot. Including the smell.
They absolutely will pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with trumps corpse but like every else republicans do, it will be dumb and obvious.
We will all know when Trump finally dies. Hell, we’ll probably know before he does.
He's already grifted untold billions, so why continue with the headache? He can fuck off into the sunset and never face repercussions for anything. Maybe he'll even join Bush Jr in a painting session and the media can lick their asses acting as if they didn't do immeasurable damage to the country...
I hate how everyone treats Budh like a jolly lovable old grandpa.
And not.....you know......A FUCKING WARMONGER!!!
Please.
We can get a couple hundred actors a couple times a week in different cities for "events".
We can get him some audience dressed in orange at a facility with 24/7 service
Don't give me hope.
He's trolling you and it's working. Sad.