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Trump suggests quitting as president and making ‘hosting a full time job’ as he gushes over his Kennedy Center performance (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

I mean. If it gets him out of politics, I’m sure we can get him an off-mainstreet theater in Branson.

(I know he’s full of shit, like always, but I can snicker, can’t I?)

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I suppose it wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen to a president in a theatre.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I don't know man.....with all the shrinkflation, full size snickers are almost what halloween size was when I was a kid. And costs 6x what full size bars used to.