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Can I at least get laid, please? Please? ๐ญ
I mean, if you come to Texas. I'm ace, but pretty bored
May I suggest the fun past time called "getting the fuck out of Texas"?
Ha. Not many places for me to go. I'm disabled and can't afford to rent a bedroom in someone's house like I did after Hurricane Katrina bc the economy. I've checked cities all over the US. When the elderly aunt I live with now dies I'll be homeless again
Most certainly not, that would stipulate unprecedented times!
Wishing you a novel but extremely manageable new year ๐ค๐ป