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Microsoft CEO wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026 (www.windowscentral.com)

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

What about this coherent answer that I am composing for you? Clearly ten mice brains carefully placed over silicone chips can compute prime numbers much faster than 20 undergrads ever could. So who fo you want in your laptop? Ten rats, just more Pentium, 20 undergrads, or windows 25?