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Cocaine day is 1/11 or 11/11 depending on how many friends you have.
Shit, are you telling me i was born on cocaine day?
You’re luck to be alive!
I've not done cocaine nor know of it's culture. Child you explain the joke?
Is 3 lines or four lines.
Imagine lines of cocaine on a mirror.
1/11 is three lines 11/11 is 4 lines.
Ty!
What would be the average number of lines one would do?
Oh my god I’m so excited I get to use this joke lol. You’ve set me up for a common joke.
The average number of lines you do is all of them. The correct amount of cocaine is all of the cocaine you have.
I see, thanks for enlightening me and glad to have set up the joke.
It must smell really nice :p
That’s another joke “I just like the smell”
If you want an educational answer how many lines depend on the person but also the size of the line.
In a party the person who has the coke sets up some lines, how many and how thick depends on what they are willing to spend on this.
So if you are taking coke from someone else how much do you do? All that’s offered.
If you are the one cutting lines how much do you do? The rest.
How much you use is exactly how much you can afford.
You can actually tell a lot a persons finances by the line they cut for you. My lines are small compared to someone like Elon musk but huge compared to a lot of people . I’ve had people say “I’ll break this up into two or three lines if you don’t mind”
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