Were you too high yesterday to post this on the appropriate day?
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2026
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They had to get the film developed & digitized.
Fuck, I'm old.
To be fair, it was the math enjoyer's 4/20 yesterday. You've reached math wizard status when you can turn any day into 4/20.
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First of May is a holiday already too!
Hooray hooray the first of May, outdoor screwing starts that day.
Beat me to it.
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Hmm. Does that mean 2/10, 3/15, 5/25, and 6/30 are also viable?
Yes
Guys I know of a magic trick.
Multiply your date of birth by 4 and add 815162342 to your social security number and publish it.
Make sure to sign off on the comment with your legal name in the wingdings font.
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I used that logic to celebrate it on December 60th as well.
The Christmas season just gets longer and longer every year...
I'm European so I celebrate it every day at 5.
Lucky, I live in Europe and prefer not to have the state attempt to destroy my life because I took a toke.
I know a couple whose birthdays reduce to the same fraction. They were not as excited by this realization as I was.
Feb 10? Idea of March? May 25? June 30?
Mafs
I've always hated having a birthday in June, I might actually start celebrating it on 3/7 instead now lmao (I also happen to have the same birthday as trump)
I'm sorry for your loss
Celebrating it every day because I have a problem.
Might as well celebrate on the 10th of February too, just to be sure
Yeah, also April 20 is some dude's birthday that we don't celebrate
Also the day Avicii died.
Asmongold, and Hitler.
Andy Serkis? George Takei?
... oh nevermind, found the one you're talking about.
Napoleon III?
Edit: oh wait... It was... Someone else. TIL
Eh, I feel it's still appropriate. Guy didn't like smoking in general, so celebrate by releasing a big ol' cloud of silly smoke.
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Is there an R/leaves on this platform?
Not that I've seen. There's stopdrinking with a daily check in post, but not a ton of activity outside of that.
Thanks, the user count just isn't there...
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Good luck with what you plant outside on 1/5
Could be Australian.
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