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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can confirm. I'm currently at Tim Horton's and there's no rice growing.

[–] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

But there is bread available, isn't there? I rest my case.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Is the Tragically Hip song Wheat Kings playing though?