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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wanna know what kind of host puts out strawberries with the tops still attached.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The kind that wants to leave a convenient handle on their food so party guests can pick one up without finger-fucking the entire fruit bowl.

[–] adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 hours ago

Word on the street is that serving spoons were invented for this exact purpose.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wrong. It's the kind that likes to find the decapitated strawberry tops, covered with their guests spit littered throughout their home.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Easily solved by inviting better guests.