this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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The kind that wants to leave a convenient handle on their food so party guests can pick one up without finger-fucking the entire fruit bowl.
Wrong. It's the kind that likes to find the decapitated strawberry tops, covered with their guests spit littered throughout their home.
Easily solved by inviting better guests.