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In elaborate terms: you have the ability to change any one of the protocols, specifications, designs or standards of the above at their proposal stage or before their mass adoption. You may choose to modify or reject an existing one or create one by yourself.

Some users and I would have common ideas in mind, however I would love to see some esoteric ideas as well.

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[–] Xylight@feddit.online 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ban UDP. Illegalize the formation of UDP. I hate UDP. TCP is God's transport layer protocol. Everything successful uses TCP. Minecraft, best selling game in the world? Guess what, TCP. UDP fans will really send their packet into the void praying for a response that will never arrive, for their packet was completely ignored by the receiver and will never see the light of day again until a stupid 60 second timeout. I Refuse to use udp. DNS? tcp only. HTTP/3 is disabled everywhere, as QUIC is an unholy bastard born from the wrath of UDP and the comparably great TCP. Even my VPN over wire guard (mullvad) uses the UDP over TCP bridge so that I am not required to come into physical contact with the hell that is UDP. I hate the stupid uncancellable timeouts that every software waits a full minute for, even though I know the request has failed. Everything that has failed uses UDP.

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

UDP has uses beyond internet and PCs. The embedded world makes extensive use of it.

[–] Xylight@feddit.online 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God it's all hopeless. It's hopeless. I thought the "Reddit/Lemmy users can't detect satire" was mostly a joke but it's all too real

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago

/s was invented for a reason.

We're not dumb, it's just that the internet is so full of incredibly crazy takes nobody can tell.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

UDP is for video streams and other applications where a couple of dropped packets do not matter. Triple handshakes are kinda pointless for these types of data transfers.

[–] Xylight@feddit.online 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Every packet is born equal. It is heresy how some people believe that some little packets, born with a certain task, are worth so little that we can just "drop" them. Imagine poor little Bobby packet #93736, on his school field trip, carrying a pixel of your stupid Microsoft teams meeting... but he gets lost in the crowd and left behind by the rest of the class.

Bobby Packet will never see his family again.

"Too much overhead", they said. "It's okay if we lose a few". Billions of little packets are lost daily, forever, all because UDPcels believe in file packet supremacy, and that Bobby Packet "didn't matter".

TCP is proof of a loving God. In a TCP world, the teacher would do a head count... and figure out that Bobby Tables had gone missing. He would shout RETRANSMISSION! He would search ceaselessly just to find Bobby Packet again. And he will.