this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fake: anon has enough charisma to start a cult
Gay: c'mon sib it's literally in the post itself

[–] Robomekk@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Finding one guy’s dick to suck hardly qualifies as starting a cult.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

It'd be different if the leader was getting his dick sucked.

[–] three@lemmy.zip -3 points 1 day ago

We don't speak broccoli hair here.