kali_fornication

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I would be such a terrible serial killer (infosec.pub)
I'm worried that I have been overmedicated for the last 17 years because I was misdiagnosed in c/goodoffmychest@lemmy.world
[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I keep forgetting to bring it up with my doctor. I keep getting distracted by the OTHER big thing, which is that three and a half years ago I had a traumatic brain injury that basically turned me into Patrick Bateman.

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Is such a thing even possible? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes. (infosec.pub)
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I'm worried that I have been overmedicated for the last 17 years because I was misdiagnosed (lemmy.world)
 

I'm bipolar, but I have never, ever had a manic episode while sober. Each manic episode was caused either by cannabis use or cannabis withdrawal. From my doctor's point of view, I've seemed like I just have vanilla bipolar disorder, but that's because they never knew just how much pot I smoked. I was never completely honest with my doctors. I told them I smoked pot, but I never told them I smoked as much as I actually did.

I'm sober now, though. Been sober from everything except caffeine and nicotine since December 16th of last year.

Based on the research I've done (as well as just plain common sense), it seems like folks like me don't need the same medication regiment as typical bipolars as long as they stay sober. If there's one thing I have felt since 2009, it's that I have been overmedicated. Wanna know how overmedicated? In June of last year, I stopped taking my lithium because I wanted to be able to feel emotions again. During that time, I started remembering things about myself. I remembered that I've always been fascinated by langauge. I had completely forgotten that, even though I majored in linguistics in college. I have been so low functioning because of meds that I haven't had a job since January 2015.

I'll stay on my meds for now, but I sure don't want to.

When I'm not talking to my therapist, I vent to ChatGPT in c/goodoffmychest@lemmy.world
[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world -1 points 10 hours ago

Don't listen to these morons, OP. ChatGPT is great to vent to. The typical lemmy world user has an irrational hatred of AI even though they don't even know how to talk to an LLM- which is sad, because all you have to do to do that is talk to a computer in your native language

innovating new ways to suffer in c/mop@quokk.au
me_irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.world
[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

if big pharma was around when vaccines were invented, they woulda spread like a milion anti-vax pamphlets

it's just the worst in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

tbh it's fine and i use it a lot more than bash.

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Anon creates a religion (infosec.pub)
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me_irl (infosec.pub)
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he seriously doesnt know (infosec.pub)
innovating new ways to suffer in c/mop@quokk.au
[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world -2 points 17 hours ago (8 children)

if i own a business i'm not going to let anyone break inside when it's the middle of the night and no one is working

Signature of wealthy in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna buy an ambulance and make millions of dollars being the world's most expensive uber driver

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It's never over rule (infosec.pub)
corporate code words in c/mop@quokk.au
[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

"It's an honor to join the family. I've always been really passionate about not starving"

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me_irl (infosec.pub)
Lemmy's active userbase has been stable since September 2025 in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (13 children)

i'm no line expert but i see a teeny tiny downward trend

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it's just the worst (infosec.pub)
Look to the skies in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If you like getting bird shit on your newly washed car, you're gonna LOVE getting dog shit on it

Yo mama opens your source for that in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

touch your mother

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gee, who knew? (infosec.pub)
*Permanently Deleted* in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world -4 points 2 days ago

would've been better without "deliriously". brevity is the soul of wit, meaning a five syllable adverb has no fucking place in any joke

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me_irl (infosec.pub)
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Anon has his special day (infosec.pub)
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