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[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

The crushing weight of expecting a crushing weight .

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The crushing weight of knowing there is a crushing weight waiting but not being weighed down by it at the moment, but knowing that the crushing will resume at some undetermined point in the future.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The crushing weight of a hydraulic press. Sorry, what were we talking about?

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You're a sentient doll.

You get bought

The buyer is a youtuber

he got a hydraulic press.

you discover that the crushing weight isn't just a mental thing

you wake up, it was just a dream.

You're a sentient doll waiting to be bought.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The hydraulic press isn't real. The hydraulic press isn't real. The hydraulic press isn't real.

But how do I know these words?

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

These words you utter invoke a painful sensation that move from the top of your head down to the tip of your toeless foot. A huge feeling of despair got hold of you. You just know you are paying for past sins commited. sins so grave that you've been doomed to be crushed for eternity and beyond. The sin of Putting pineapple on pizza.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

"hello ant welkom to te hytraulik press channell"

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ah, yes. The perpetual struggle of life.

Edit : that does sound a lot like living in an abusive household.....

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the crushing weight of not knowing if there’s a crushing weight

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

That's paranoia.