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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling” (newrepublic.com)

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I'd rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau...

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh. I know. Guess where all their billionaires have bought citizenship and built bunkers?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Do us all a favor and seal them inside after they close their hatches behind them

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

C'Mon......start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 days ago

Yes. But I'm rooting for a Gamma Ray Burst.