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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 66 points 3 days ago (1 children)

From the makers of "Vibe Coding", we present to you "Vibe foreign policy!"

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That's on me, and in the future I'll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

Just let me know what you'd like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 87 points 3 days ago (3 children)

He wants to do a nuke so bad.

We should all be terrified.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (5 children)

He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

Everyone's got their kink.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

My thoughts too

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 3 points 3 days ago

Someone just nuke his ass first.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He can't. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Doesn't mean he doesn't want to. Also they have been replacing "dissenters" with loyalists.

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.

It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 27 points 3 days ago

what was he feeling? little children?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 49 points 3 days ago
[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 14 points 2 days ago

The president had a feeling, again, based on fact

Calling it "fact" doesn't make it one

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 18 points 3 days ago

that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 days ago

Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.

so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Whereas the rest of us learned to regulate our emotions during childhood.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

A feeling based on a concept of a fact.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

The "News" Media Sez: "In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!"

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?

[–] remon@ani.social 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 3 days ago

Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

That was just the incontinence.

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He had a feeling and it was called "fear of the Epstein files".

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

🎶

"And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.

Military healing is good for me

Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush

Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it's good for us (mostly me)"

🎶

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

I was going to go with Boston.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago
[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Fuck your feelings! 2026

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

.......ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don't have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I'd rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau...

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That feeling was a stiffy, at the thought of hurting people.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I've got a feeling
A feeling I can't hide
Oh no

Any feeling that bastard has should be qualifications for Article II removal.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

That's just the spirit of Nergal taking possession over his husk.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

He had many feelings on an Island too. I don't like it when trump has feelings...

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