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He wants to do a nuke so bad.
We should all be terrified.
He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up
Everyone's got their kink.
"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"
I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.
My thoughts too
Someone just nuke his ass first.
He can't. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.
Doesn't mean he doesn't want to. Also they have been replacing "dissenters" with loyalists.
I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot
He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.
It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.