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Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A “Historic Opportunity” (deadline.com)

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[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Train them to... what? Get their shins instantly broken by someone with capped boots and realise real fights don't have rules like UFC does? Cops have guns and tasers and stuff because they've already learned this won't work.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

"Oh no when I put one guy in a guillotine choke his three buddies left boot imprints in my skull who could have seen that coming except everyone???"