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Trump says US may strike Iran’s Kharg Island oil export hub ‘just for fun’ (www.theguardian.com)
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In comments to NBC News, US presidents also deflates hope of deal with Tehran, saying ‘terms aren’t good enough’

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Trump's already had the gall to look around for allies to help in the strait after his year long backstabbing tour

Hey guys, anyone want to start WW3 on my side? Our power has been checked by Iran and we could really use some help. But also we don't need your help. UK? Canada?... Japan?... China? I know your ships have free passage, but It would make really fun headlines if you helped me.