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Disappointingly his lawyer wasn't Harvey Birdman

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 131 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Even more qualified. Being a decent human being makes You more qualified. Being able to put together a coherent sentence makes You more qualified. It is, in fact, difficult to imagine someone less qualified to be president, than Trump.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, don't slander Trump like that! I'm sure there are plenty of newborn babies out there whose mothers smoked crack while pregnant. At least one of them must be less qualified than him, statistically.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Incorrect. Trump is the most unqualified.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Surely he can't be less qualified than Don Jr and Eric, though?

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Being a decent human being makes You more qualified

I thought that was grounds for disqualification?

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Even more qualified.

That's not a high bar to clear TBH

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I was gonna clear the bar, but it was too high.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Explaining the joke always makes it funnier.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago

That was sarcasm. It was used to express that jokes become less humorous when someone tries to explain them.