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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine, you're a conservative PM, self described Iron Lady, meeting your ideological ally and he says something so insanely offensive and stupid, you change your whole worldview for the better.

I can dream, but we know she already knows whose company she's in and she's secretly fine with it as long as the world order shifts right.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

She is definitely some sort of undead ghoul, right?