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FEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch' (www.themirror.com)

submitted 8 hours ago by Krauerking@lemy.lol to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Of course it was a waffle house he "teleported" to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.

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[–] schwim@piefed.zip 23 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I'm no longer phased by any new confirmations that we're in the "circus" alternate reality of the one we thought we inhabited.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 18 points 7 hours ago

The people at FEMA praise him cause at least it seems like he actually wants to help after disasters unlike anyone else in government right now... That is where we are at somehow. We are just happy the illegitimate leader nutsos aren't against all help.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You mean we all died and ended up in the Amazing Digital Circus?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 8 points 6 hours ago

Amazing Digital Circus is just retelling I have No Mouth, and I must Scream, so that would mean we all died but 5-6 of us and this is just torture for them.

Please not that.

[–] wesdym@mastodon.social 1 points 7 hours ago

@schwim *fazed (from Kent dial feeze, 'frighten', < OE fesian / fysian, 'drive away')

'Phase' (v) means to do something gradually or in stages.