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Most people I know didn't even know Kirk was married until his ~~assassination planner~~ window* started making the news screeching about how much of a saint he was.
*widow
He married a window???
Well she definitely ain't Linux.
I meant widow, sorry for not being clear.
A spelling mistake that bad deserves some shade.
It's curtains for me.
I guess I'd better frame my next comment differently!
Next time, use Windex before you post.
You were pretty opaque about what you meant .
At least they made themselves clear
*planter