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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance (www.9news.com.au)

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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

A tactical nuke within a nuclear bunker could be useful if you wanted to target people important enough to be in that bunker? Perhaps he had the thought of doing such...

[–] Upgrayedd1776@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

so would any explosive device, or chemical agent, or two smaller assassins in a trench coat. If they do go the nuke vest route, I hope they put a bunch of light graphics on it to be really edge lord and scary with it

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 15 hours ago

Maybe JD wants a nuclear death though.