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The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley." (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Turns out, I had my phone in Airplane! mode.

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[–] dojan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Whenever I ask my Google Assistant in the kitchen to play music, it mishears me and plays some bizarre rap. It's always rap too.

My favourite occasion of this was when I'd asked it to play "Believe by Cher" and it was all "Sure! Beat the Baby by Brooklyn Queen, playing on YouTube music." I did a double take, sure I'd misheard it, but then the song started playing...

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Why would you do this to anyone's ears.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago

When I ask my google assistant to make my light blue, sometimes it plays a random song with blue in the title and ignores me for a bit.