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Could be a CPAP mask strap mark, but this is better.
it is 100% a CPAP mask. you can see the other strap mark arching toward the top of the nose, and the mask mark across the bridge of the nose.
but yes, I too hope I'm wrong because ball gag would be way ~~better~~ funnier
source: am CPAP wearer, have strap marks, don't own ball gag
You could get that curved line by frowning while wearing the gag.
but who would ever frown while wearing a ball gag? 🤔
That's exactly what someone who owns a ball gag would say.
(I'm also a fellow CPAP person)
Pretty sure some folks that own a ball gag would say "mmmmph mmm mmm". When typing they'd probably just own up to having a ball gag unless they were planning to run for office.
Confirmed: the lead singer of Crash Test Dummies owns a ball gag
I own one and so does the person who made the meme.
THE PERFECT COVER
Brb gotta go get diagnosed with sleep apnea
Better than CPAP? I'm not convinced this would help at all.
Choked by ball gag > choked by sleep apnea.
Might be both. Combination ball gag and CPAP.
CPAPBG
CPBGP
Constant positive ball gag pressure
But that might cause confusion with internet routing standards and US presidents where CPBGP stands for "Child Predator Border Gateway Protocol"
I apologize for this incredibly specific and terrible nerd slash dark humor joke