this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2026
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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 129 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Could be a CPAP mask strap mark, but this is better.

[–] neatchee@piefed.social 78 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

it is 100% a CPAP mask. you can see the other strap mark arching toward the top of the nose, and the mask mark across the bridge of the nose.

but yes, I too hope I'm wrong because ball gag would be way ~~better~~ funnier

source: am CPAP wearer, have strap marks, don't own ball gag

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

You could get that curved line by frowning while wearing the gag.

[–] not_so_handsome_jack@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

That's exactly what someone who owns a ball gag would say.

(I'm also a fellow CPAP person)

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure some folks that own a ball gag would say "mmmmph mmm mmm". When typing they'd probably just own up to having a ball gag unless they were planning to run for office.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago

Confirmed: lead singer of Crash Test Dummies owns a ball gag

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I own one and so does the person who made the meme.

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

THE PERFECT COVER

Brb gotta go get diagnosed with sleep apnea

[–] markz@suppo.fi 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Better than CPAP? I'm not convinced this would help at all.

[–] BadJojo@communick.news 20 points 12 hours ago

Choked by ball gag > choked by sleep apnea.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Might be both. Combination ball gag and CPAP.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] neatchee@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

CPBGP

Constant positive ball gag pressure

But that might cause confusion with internet routing standards and US presidents where CPBGP stands for "Child Predator Border Gateway Protocol"

I apologize for this incredibly specific and terrible nerd slash dark humor joke

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You say CPAP... but he is also Catholic.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Penance that doesn't leave marks is no penance at all.

[–] DarthPub@retrofed.com 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Kink shaming should be shamed

[–] Janx@piefed.social 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You humiliation fetishists disgust me. You're all a bunch of sick little perverts.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 9 hours ago

Oooh yeah...

[–] przemyslawowo@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

I was going to say cpap too I wear one every night!!