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submitted 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] BygoneNeutrino@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Technically, Mary concieved a child with the Holy Spirit, and Jesus is the Holy Spirit who is God.

[–] Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip 24 points 11 hours ago

Technically, god raped mary so god could give birth to himself, so he could sacrificed himself to himself, to save us from himself. All very basic stuff.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (3 children)

I like that the holy spirit only makes one appearance to fuck Mary and then fucks right off for the rest of the stories. I think he/it cameos once during the flood but otherwise no relevance to the plot whatsoever.

E: Looked it up and the Holy Spirit does appear as a deus ex machina throughout the books, so there's that.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 3 points 9 hours ago

I have just now realised it that perhaps "The Holy Spirit" is a different way of saying "God cum"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

The flood is way before though. Some people try to retcon a big cameo when John the Baptist (whom Jesus even calls his fucking superior) baptized Jesus.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago

Just your average rapist flood enjoyer ghost character 🤷🏻