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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fish n' chips isn't complete without it.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Gotta say, for British food, fish and chips are surprisingly decent.

[–] jackal@feddit.uk 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

the tuna looks battered with a fork

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lol the tea really makes this.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, I've heard that tea is what Brits like a whole lot.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Does Pringles make a salt and vinegar flavor?

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

At this point I feel like every flavor of everything is salt, vinegar, and a dash of other stuff. Except for sweets... hopefully...

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I am angry and sickened at the same time.

and also confusedly hungry...

*Also, you're missing green goo.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

you're missing green goo

??
It's right there in the cup.