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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)

submitted 14 hours ago by stumu415@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 29 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Any penis can be detachable if you put in the work. Detachable Peeenis

/seriously though, wtf

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I think the implication in the song is that it was detachable more than once.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 4 points 1 hour ago

Reattachable penis

[–] austinfloyd@ttrpg.network 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 14 minutes ago

Wait, that sentence has been said before? 🫪

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 56 minutes ago)

Take shit from work. Seriously, tho.