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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 81 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.

The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.

Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 53 points 5 hours ago

Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 49 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 21 minutes ago

All of the greatest inventions which revolutionized key aspects of our daily lives have begun in aerospace engineering.

Pens that write upside down. Ice cream that doesn't melt. Cock socks that don't leak and are easy to clean.

This is why we fund NASA!

[–] amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 hours ago

The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

These guys never heard of a "posh-wank?"

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

A wank whilst wearing a condom

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 hours ago

With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

That's when you eat your cum so you don't have to clean up right?

Thats just normal recycling

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah but you have a side salad with it

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 hours ago

I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can't bukake in space or microgravity as it where

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Semen isn't gravity fed so I don't think the lack of it would make a difference.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Idk I think semen can have a little gravity, as a treat