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[–] graycube@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I think there's a pair of such in Minnesota who share a single body with two heads. I vaguely remembered hearing they got married, but according to wikipedia... Only one of them got married. That must be an awkward sex life.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

They can fuck themselves, but can they fuck each other?