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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a very specific goal (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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just pretend this is green

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 60 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That’s crazy - I’m a pair of twin sisters who like to have sex with other, but what we’d really like is to find a guy with absolutely no social skills or sexual experience to join us, and not just as a one-off thing but on an ongoing relationship basis.

[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

What about poor social skills and a decent amount of sexual experience? I can pretend to be worse if need be.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nice, how many of my credit card numbers do you need?

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

All of them.

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Lowered expectaaations...