I hacked this guy's fish tanks, I reprogrammed the lights and I'm currently training his fish through EMDR to memorize all his passwords. In about six months time I'll break into his house, interrogate his fish and clean out all his bank accounts.

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

bypassing a water-gapped security system

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

Sure, it's a phishing attack

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The fish have already emptied my accounts, you are going to be disappointed.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Why don't you just get a realistic water pistol, paint it black and interrogate him directly? Put a chunk of depleted uranium in the end of the barrel so you can pistol whip him and it will be realistic and he will shit pants, which you can turn into dirt in the crafting screen.