This is me, nothing in my house needs automation for any reason. There is especially no need for internet connectivity. The closest to automation I have ever had is the timers that turn the lights on or off on my fishtanks.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I hacked this guy's fish tanks, I reprogrammed the lights and I'm currently training his fish through EMDR to memorize all his passwords. In about six months time I'll break into his house, interrogate his fish and clean out all his bank accounts.

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

bypassing a water-gapped security system

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

Sure, it's a phishing attack

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The fish have already emptied my accounts, you are going to be disappointed.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Why don't you just get a realistic water pistol, paint it black and interrogate him directly? Put a chunk of depleted uranium in the end of the barrel so you can pistol whip him and it will be realistic and he will shit pants, which you can turn into dirt in the crafting screen.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude's never heard of fishing attacks.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

If you know a way to hack a mechanical timer I'd love to hear it.