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There were two young English teachers who came in my senior year who wore whale tails almost every day of the week. They were the source of many controversial arguments. Regardless, I overheard that they matched on a bonus at the end of the year because their courses had the best attendance record.
Whale tails? Nice. We called underpants sticking out from pants "filter bags."
Whale tale is specific to thongs, so not much bag to filter. More like a shit splitter