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OP learned that day the difference between correlation and causation.
OP learned that day that you dedinitely should not be spying on a person's panties lol ewww wtf?!
Sounds like her panties were public knowledge but generally yeah don't be gooning that hard.
Extrapolating hobbies and sexual turn ons from spying on someone’s underwear is indeed pretty creepy
I don't understand how you propose fixes like this. Like the thought-process is so alien, I don't even know where to start fixing these people, except to head back to toddler instructions on personal space and communication.
Middle and high school are full of stupid misconceptions about girls. In my middle school, people believed that if you wore black panties, it meant you're DTF. The boys also thought that if a girl's nipples were hard, it meant she was turned on. No amount of saying, "Bruh, it's just winter," or asking why boys' nipples don't get hard when they're horny, would change their minds.
It all really boils down to - some boys will grasp at anything to confirm their belief that a girl is interested in sex.
Black panties mean she's discovered that her period won't stain them
Girls can be more horny before or after the bleeding due to hormones (IIRC, i am not that sure but i def read about it more than one time, can someone confirm?) so maybe the misconception started from that fact
Yeah but isn't like this exact thing what big tech is doing?
That's because all the big tech CEOs are all exactly like the green text OP.
And stupid as fuck, lmao!
Op on the tism
Anon wasn't a creep because of the landscape shirt. Anon was a creep who wore a landscape shirt.
Landscaping when he should be Manscaping.
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most
Moral of the story: be yourself not something you think somebody wants.
I learned that lesson a long time ago.
Some people, especially 4chan people, should not be themselves if they want a relationship they don't have to pay an hourly rate for.
clearly he needs a shirt showing a boy creeping on a girls thong in class
Next green text story incoming:
Me: tried being myself
Her: ew
Meh, happens sometimes
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OP was not allowed to teach at the school again.
I can’t tell if this is real, but I can’t fathom how you could make it up
"Creepy landscape boy" feels made up. Children are way more imaginative, especially when it comes to derogatory nicknames.
No "Horny Hill Henry", "Masturbatin' mountain mike", "Lickin' Lakes Liam", ....?
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"it must be true because, if it were not true, no one would have had the imagination to invent it” - fancy math man
One thing i can vouch for. During HS in early 2000's, girls would wear thongs and low waist jeans exposing their junk when leaning forward. Sounds good on paper but when youre not rly interested in them and forced to see it its meh.
There were two young English teachers who came in my senior year who wore whale tails almost every day of the week. They were the source of many controversial arguments. Regardless, I overheard that they matched on a bonus at the end of the year because their courses had the best attendance record.
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How are you forced to see it? Just don't look at it?
Wow exhibitionism solved.
If it's a teenager ... don't look at it was just about as effective as the D.A.R.E. just say no line.
Good point
I respect that. He had a theory and tested it out. It was wildly wrong (and yes, I know it’s most likely fake), but at least he went and tried.
the growth of science rests on the back of failure
but sypying on someone's panty color and then using that porposition to guage when to ask them out is just weird. I think we can all agree on that , no?
I would recommend Please dont do that.
If you wanna ask someone out ? Just ask them out and pre-emptively accept the eternal heartbreak when they deny and then move on in life when you can.
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When I was in school I had a crush on a girl
...and we see where it all went wrong.
Shouldn't've gone to school
Aye , learn from my mistakes, when youre being homeschooled dont date any of the ladies there.... /s
I mean yes, creepy boy... but not for the reasons she thought
Im pretty sure either she saw him doing the creeeping orr he told her his creepy hypothesis. And THATS where she gets the term from...
Or she saw him peeking at her panties everyday
His mistake was not having a map for a shirt. Maybe his shirt would work if it was photography class
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