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[–] UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

but sypying on someone's panty color and then using that porposition to guage when to ask them out is just weird. I think we can all agree on that , no?

I would recommend Please dont do that.

If you wanna ask someone out ? Just ask them out and pre-emptively accept the eternal heartbreak when they deny and then move on in life when you can.