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[โ€“] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And it DEFINITELY happened in 2001

[โ€“] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

But actually she definitely didn't laugh in my face, and make me cry, and get all her friends to make photoshops of my crying face on various pieces of landscape photos, for nearly a decade.

She said she would love to date me, right after her family finished moving to Canada.